| HOWTO: Read the Fucking
Manual |
The information in this article applies to:
Prerequisites:
- The ability to Read
- Basic Brain Function
SUMMARY
This article demonstrates how to read the
fucking manual, as popularised by the RTFM directive.
SYMPTOMS
After asking a truly pathetic question, you
are instructed to RTFM:-
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*** Lamer (~SomePunk@AOL.com) has joined
#visualbasic
[10:24] <Lamer> How do i [Your obvious/lame question]?
[10:25] <@oper> RTFM bitch
*** Lamer was kicked by @oper (fuckwit)
[10:27] <VBg0d> i made a irc client!!!!!!
*** assmaster83 (~dubya@oval.whitehouse.gov) invites you to join
#animalsex
[10:27] <Guest50468> VBg0d, c00l, i made a webbrowser!!
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CAUSE
Lameness
MORE INFORMATION
Step-by-Step Procedures
- Locate a Manual, either in printed
form or on your MSDN CD's, if you're a punk/bitch/h4x0r and
don't have the MSDN collection on disk, view the online version at
msdn.microsoft.com/library/
- Using either the Index or
Search feature, locate a keyword relating to your question/problem
- If you're using a printed manual, flip
to the page(s) as detailed in your search of the index, if you're using the
MSDN library, click the link(s) in the search results window.
- Read the information. If you have problems
understanding the information, read it again. Repeat until enlightenment is
achieved.
REFERENCES
For additional information, please see the
following articles in the Microsoft Knowledge Base:
Q166392 HOWTO: Read
Q147875 HOWTO:
Apply for employment with McDonalds
Q171146 HOWTO: Convert absolutely everything to
XML
Q181290 HOWTO: Add a #, + or .Net to your old
software to keep it cutting edge
Additional query words: l33t fool dumbass
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Version : 1.6¾
Platform : Thing to stand on
Issue type : Type of Issue
Technology : Limited
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